Christina Milian Does the Pool at a Ghetto Casino of the Day
Christina Milian brought her mom body, semi-black woman thickness out in a bikini at some really pretigious/luxurious/ghetto as fuck east coast Indian reserve Casino pool party that is trying to mimic...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Questioned By 5-0 on Jewelry Heist
You know what sucks about being Lindsay Lohan. I mean, besides all the partying and clubbing and shopping and living to excess, despite not really having worked much of any regular job in more than a...
View ArticleGuess What This Lindsay Lohan Story Is About?
Since today is obviously Groundhog Dog, the only way to follow up a story about Amanda Bynes getting into ANOTHER car crash is with a story about the police questioning the crackburglar of Hollywood...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Pulled Another Jewel Heist. Allegedly.
Apparently it’s Creature of Habit Day, because TMZ is reporting Lindsay Lohan went to a house party Sunday night where jewelry mysteriously went missing and the two dudes she brought with her are the...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan: Caught up in another jewel heist?
You know what Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done in a while? Other than act in a respectable movie? She hasn’t gotten caught up in some sort of fakakta jewelry heist. Well, worry no more, because apparently...
View ArticleAvril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Engagement Shames Canada of the Day
I don’t know if Americans know anything abou Avril Lavigne or Nickelback, I generally don’t know how these things work, but I do know that in Canada, we are regulated, since this is some communinist...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Skips Town After Jewelry Theft Because That’s Not At All...
Yesterday, we found out that Lindsay Lohan was questioned by the police after attending a house party Sunday night that, surprise, ended in the owner’s jewelry being stolen. So here’s Lindsay...
View ArticleHow I Know Kim Kardashian Didn’t Have A Threeway With A Porn Star
For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with staring at Alexander Skarsgard GIFs for hours until they penetrated the very fiber of my being, I completely missed porn star Julian St. Jox claiming...
View ArticleLooking Flawless At Lawless
Every ho, including this ho, is talking about Liberty Ross making her first red carpet appearance at the Lawless premiere in Hollywood last night, but everybody should be talking about how Shia...
View ArticleFrom The Bitch, Please Files: Lindsay Lohan Is Sick Of The Media Spreading Lies
Seen here wearing the exact outfit Carmen Sandiego would wear if she stole a bunch of jewelry and needed to make an inconspicuous getaway, Lindsay Lohan landed at JFK from LAX on Tuesday night. After...
View ArticleWell, If Drunk Ass Kathie Lee Gifford Says So
Taylor Swift's rep said yesterday that she never crashed a Kennedy wedding in Boston over the weekend and she was there as a guest of her high school boyfriend Conor Kennedy. But Kathie Lee Gifford,...
View ArticleStop Lying About Lindsay, You Guys
Lindsay Lohan is in New York right now because earlier in the week she was questioned by police after attending a house party where a bunch of jewelry wound up stolen. Of course, these are all facts I...
View ArticleCeline Dion Hot for V Magazine of the Day
The hottest thing about Celine Dion is that she fucked her way to the top….but more importantly when she fucked her way to the top she was 14 and it was with her old married neighbor who took her in,...
View ArticleChristina Milian Inspects Her New Bikini Line (Yes, Christina, We Approve Too)
In terms of celebrity licensed merchandise pimping, while it's easy to make fun of the likes of the craptastic Khloe and Lamar perfume or Kendra Wilkinson fronted books on parenting (because, you know,...
View ArticleKleptohan Is A Suspect In That Jewelry Heist
Like nobody saw this mess coming, but TMZ says that the LAPD think that known crackburglar Lindsay Lohan and her assistant Gavin Doyle are the ones who snatched $100,000 in watches and sunglasses...
View ArticleInside the Bat for Lashes listening party!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: Stay tuned, next week we will be posting an exclusive interview with Natasha Khan / Bat for Lashes, conducted by our own Alex Nagorski.) Natasha Kahn who is better known by her stage...
View ArticleAnd Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry
Oh, good, she’s a step ahead of me. Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of jewelry and watches stolen from a house party last week, she’s switched tactics from...
View ArticlePHG’s Naked Scandal: Now With Coke Rumors!
I know most of us figured that the strongest shit that was served at Prince Hot Ginge's nipples out party was caffeinated Earl Grey tea and cranberry scones, but a source tells Radar this isn't so. If...
View ArticleBlind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together,...
View ArticleSo Prince Hot Ginge Was Partying With Paid Whores Too
We already know that Prince Hot Ginge's naked party in his VIP suite at the Wynn in Las Vegas had appearances by his red pepper nipples, lines of coke, hos high on shrooms and weed, and now some source...
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